I've been having these dreams lately... someone please help?

I don't know what this dream is suppose to mean!!!! someone please answer it for me. Ok heres what happened, i began sprinting at rapid speeds and suddenly i started foaming at the mouth and leaped into an enclosed cavern full of venomous hamster-eating mousepads. I thought they were gonna kill me until they flipped up the switch and started boogying to spunky jazz tunes. I couldn't help myself, the music was too spunky so i realized my feet started dancing without me and before i knew it, i had a gizzed-back mohawk, buck teeth, and freckles out the ***, and i was the spunkiest kid on the block. Once i got out i stepped into a bear trap and fuzzy purple pencil sharpeners started wacking me with unidentified celestial objects and i woke up. When i woke up there was a mircroscopic drop of clearish white goo near my peepee. can someone please explain.